"Our company's free gym membership keeps me forgetting that I earn 70% less than men in my same position with similar qualifications!"
"I'm just here because I wouldn't know how to socialize if everyone wasn't belligerently drunk. Will you marry me?"
"Isn't it great that she can play sports and still be feminine? It's a good way to stay fit to impress the boys!"
"Without consumable goods I don't know how my memories would retain meaning."
"There's nothing like waking up early in the morning and making nature die for your enjoyment."
Monday, March 15, 2010
"My purchasing of these and other branded commodities validates a degree of metaphorical ownership over my team of choice in both victory or defeat; this support also allows for an illusion of influence over their performance; which directly and dramatically influences both my pride and my mood. GO TEAM!"
