"Hey everyone! I've definitely never heard of a 'bear bag' before so tonight we're getting mauled!"

"What we're doing right now totally fucking matters."

"Cancer only happens to other people. That's why I did that 5k charity walk last month."

"Hey everyone, maybe it's the wine talking, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that we're intoxicated within socially acceptable limits."

"I'm so glad this is only about being in physical shape and not appropriating The Other's culture. That stopped being trendy years ago."

"I cannot wait to be in better shape at age 45 than I was at age 25."