"Our company's free gym membership keeps me forgetting that I earn 70% less than men in my same position with similar qualifications!"

"I'm just here because I wouldn't know how to socialize if everyone wasn't belligerently drunk. Will you marry me?"

"Isn't it great that she can play sports and still be feminine? It's a good way to stay fit to impress the boys!"

"Without consumable goods I don't know how my memories would retain meaning."

"There's nothing like waking up early in the morning and making nature die for your enjoyment."